Student | Barista | Adventurer.
heaven isn’t too far
heaven is where you are
do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha please help us
G U Y S H E D I D T H E T H I N G !
THIS CHICKEN IS SO FROZEN IT STARTED SINGING LET IT GO
Car insurance went up from my last ticket! Yay. Now I owe my mom $495 every 6 months.
I really owner which places do tgese
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this