Student | Barista | Adventurer.
IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE BANDS YOU LISTEN TO OR THE WAY YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE OR HOW YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR OR WHAT YOU WEAR OR THE WAY YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS THEN FUCKING DROP THEM LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT THEY ARE AND GO FIND SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST GODDAMN SONG THEY’VE EVER HEARD AND OFFERS TO MAKE YOUR COFFEE FOR YOU AND THINKS YOU DRESS LIKE ART
Don’t fucking get all butt hurt when I say that the drink you made me drink tastes like shit.
- Mark: hey hun, you want anything to drink? Wine, juice, water?
- Me: if I get wine, how much would it cost?
- Mark: oh hell no. You're already paying hella money on your hair, you deserve a full glass of wine.
As a barista I can swear to you with a blood oath I will never ever spit in or stick a finger in your drink, ever. But if you are rude to me I will decaf your latté so hard.
- elementary school: reads at a middle school level
- middle school: reads at a high school level
- high school: reads at a college level
- college: re-reads Harry Potter
Whatever. Not my fault. Not apologizing.